A friend of mine suspected that his neighbor was being too familiar with his wife. Sure enough, one day he came home and discovered him in the house.
Over the fence went the neighbor and a shot was fired.
They went to court over it.
"What is your defense?", asked the magistrate. "Did you shoot him in self-defense?"
"No, yer honour," my friend replied, "I shot 'im goin over de fence."