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Easter Jokes

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How do hens dance?
Chick to chick!

Why shouldn't you eat your chocolate bunnies right away?
If you wait, they might multiply!

Who tells the best egg jokes?
A comedi-hen!

What can a white hen do that a black hen can't?
Lay an egg the same colour as itself!

Does a rabbit come from an egg?
No, a rabbit comes from a magician's hat!

What do you use to comb a rabbit?
A hare brush!

What's a rabbit's favourite game?
Hopscotch!

What did the chick say when it came out of its shell?
What an eggs-perience!

How does a hen tell time?
One o'cluck, two o'cluck, three o'cluck!

 
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