Can you fill in this speech balloon and suggest what the driver is saying to the turkey in this photo (submitted by Russ Bennett)? The response that makes the editors chuckle the most will earn 20 Downhome Dollars and will appear in the October 2020 issue!
Wanna join a band? You got wicked drumsticks!!
Honestly, turkeys don't fly south for the winter.
Yes I will put on my mask when you get in.
Hello there, you're a fine looking turkey...how'd you like to come over for thanksgiving dinner, you'll even get a special spot on the table!
Hey pretty bird, do you have some dressing to go along with those turkey legs.