This Say What contest is now closed. The winning response appears in the September, 2018 issue of Downhome. (Thanks to Janet Bungay for sending us this photo!)
I think this guy Trump is a weather man. He keeps saying "Stormy".
Don't look at me like that, bald is the in thing.
Dad says a buck a bottle will keep him in politics.
Really, you don't believe me when I say you two were adopted?
No, I did not just fart, I think it was dad.
I am all of this and soooo much more!!!!
You have about one minute to get out of here before I fill my diaper.