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Those Nine O'Clock Nippers

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Those 9 o'clock nippers
I've recently discovered,
Are A.M. and P.M.
Those little blood suckers!

I've killed them aplenty
Thousands! I'm sure,
But they keep acomin'
Acomin' for more.

They'll sneak in down under
Where the sun never shines,
Till those blood sucking buggers
find your behind.

You can hide in a tent
Or a fancy gazebo,
But 9 o'clock nippers
Just know where to go.

So break out the Raid
and the Nippers Be Gone,
Cause 9 o'clock nippers
Arrive after dawn.

- by Martin Cooke

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