Explaining the baby's christening to my son
This morning I was telling my young boys their new baby cousin will be in Newfoundland for her christening. "What's that mean?" asked my youngest boy, six years old.
"Well, it's when she gets her name in church, and they give her to God," I replied. He paused, before exclaiming, "WHAT! That's not possible!" He yelled confidently, "then the guy being God there must be an actor!"