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"well, one day while i was taking my little sister to the store to pick out a christmas gift for out parents, i warned her befor we went that she had to be good and that she couldn't tell our parents what we got for them. so she agreed, because she knew if she wanted to come aling again that she would have to do as i said. so we went shoping and and we ... click to read more"well, one day while i was taking my little sister to the store to pick out a christmas gift for out parents, i warned her befor we went that she had to be good and that she couldn't tell our parents what we got for them. so she agreed, because she knew if she wanted to come aling again that she would have to do as i said. so we went shoping and and we went shopping, and we finially found something that we both agreed on (we had to decide on it together, it was half of her money too, lol) it was a nice center piece for thier living room table. so we had it gift rapped too, because we had money left over. so while driving home i warned my sister agian not to tell what we got our parents, she agreed becaus ei also threw in taht i would take her shopping again sometime (just to keep her from telling, lol) so as soon as we got in throught the door, my sister was telling my parents hints on our gift, so i said to her ""just as well if you tell them what we got isn't it?"" not thinking she was little and would do what ever you told her, she blurted out ""mom we got some nice center piece for you and daddy"" i was liek, well back to the mall tomorrow to exchange the gift, with out my sister!!! noe me and my sister are older, she stiil can't keep anything, so i never tell her what i get our parents for x-mas!!" ... Hide full submission
Lori
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"me and my 2 1/2 year old son where at a local resturant having dinner. when all of a sudden he tiped over his glass of milk. after he had done htis i told him that it was nice to tip things over and he said that he was sorry. then just after that he stood up on the chair he was sitting in and he started to sing ""jesus loves me"" at the top of his lungs. it was so cute.- "
Angela
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"my wife and i went to the bank of nova scotia for a loan,and had taken our 4 year old son with us. while in the middle of signing the papers,my son walked up to the loan officer and said ""my dad got a big bird"".well, i tell you that there was silence for a good minute..took us a couple of minutes to figure out that he was talking about the goose that i had gotton when i was hunting jus 2 days before that..man,i was some glad to get out of that bank.. my wife often mentions it to me. should have seen the look on the loan officers face. she turned beet red.."
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"while visiting my grandaughter caitlyn,in florida ( the love of my life) and about four at the time, i guess she didn't like me telling her what to do. about the third day, after i told her to pick up her toys again she looked at me and said "" nana,you've been here for a very long time and i think it's about time you went home!"" i said but nana lives very far away. caitlyn told me to get in my red car drive to the airport, get on the plane and i'd be home! next visit i wasn't so pushy!!"
Jean M Ellis St.John's
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"my son,his wife and two children,came home to nfld,from ontario to visit.while here i decided to make lasagne.i didn't have the proper dish to cook it in.i asked my daughter if i could borrow hers.while at the store i bought my own.after we returned home i called my daughter's phone number and passed the phone to my son's daughter hayley age three. i told her to tell aunt debbie i didn't want her dish because i had one.hayley took the phone and said,aunt debbie,nanny don't want your vagina dish cause she got one of her own. out of the mouth of babes."
Joyce Rose
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"when i visited my niece one day, her 24 month old little girl, courtney, immediately dragged a chair over to me. her mother was proudly ecstatic at her good manners. however, she was shocked and her mouth actually opened wide when she realized that courtney brought me the chair so i would be able to put a movie in the vcr for her. her mother wouldn't put a movie on for her, and she knew from experience (i often babysat her)that i was too short to reach the vcr without the chair."
Linda Rogers
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"my 3 yr old was out on the bridge with his dad, learning his rights and lefts.......i heard him ask his dad....holding up his right hand an pointing to his right knee..."""" if this is my right,..) then points to his left), he says"""" is this my wrong???........lol"
