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What's a Sifter?
My sister Kitty, who lives in Come By Chance, NL, happens to be an excellent baker. While staying at our summer home in Arnolds Cove last summer, I asked her what was her secret. She told me she always uses a flour sifter and sifts her ingredients three times. Thinking that was simple, I decided to purchase a flour sifter. While shopping at the Foodland in Arnolds Cove, I asked this dear little cashier if they carried a flour sifter. Her reply was, "I don't think so, I don't even know what that is. Of course, I don't know anything about gardening."
Margaret Gordon Ottawa, ON
(2.25 rating, 4 votes)
Newfie TREE Wheeler!
My mom and I were on our way home from the local grocery store and saw this...
Mom: Gee I wonder why they would have wheels there like that.
Me: Hmmm I don't know...Maybe it's a TREE WHEELER!
Practicing for Future Dealings With Canada Health
March 17, 2012
My great-grandson lives in Halifax, his name is Liam. He's three and goes to day care. When he got home, he said to his mother, "Can I have some medicine?" His mother said, "Why do you want medicine, where does it hurt?" He said, "My feelings are hurt."
Clive Webber Gloucester, ON
(1 rating, 1 votes)
The Jeans My two sisters and I were out shopping. Since I'm the nerd of the family and have little sense of style, I love for them to help me pick out clothes. Anyway, I was looking for a new pair of jeans. I picked out four pairs to try on and the three of us went into the dressing room. I showed them each pair of jeans as I put them on and they gave me ... click to read moreMy two sisters and I were out shopping. Since I'm the nerd of the family and have little sense of style, I love for them to help me pick out clothes. Anyway, I was looking for a new pair of jeans. I picked out four pairs to try on and the three of us went into the dressing room. I showed them each pair of jeans as I put them on and they gave me their opinions. "Those are cute" or "not those, too tight." As I got into the last pair, both of them exclaimed "NOT THOSE JEANS! DEFINITELY NOT THOSE!" I began laughing uncontrollably. Both sisters looked at me with strange expressions on their faces. "What is so funny?" they asked. And gasping between howls of laughter I replied, "These are my jeans! These are the jeans I wore in here!" ... Hide full submission
Baby vs. Cat
We had just brought home our newest member of the family, a healthy baby girl. After maybe a couple of weeks or so we noticed that she had been sneezing quite a bit. A crowd of us were sitting around the table chatting and someone brought up the fact that she may be allergic to the cat, whom we had for six years. My son, who had just turned 8, said, "well, we better get rid of the baby, we had the cat first."
Bee Nest in the Eaves
Some time ago when my son Andrew was six years old, he stood at the base of a ladder in our front yard "helping" me determine the cause of our clogged eavestrough. As I attempted to clear debris out of the trough I was suddenly swarmed by wasps! During my quick descent, I shouted to Andrew to, "RUN, I found a bee nest!" Startled, Andrew ran to the sidewalk waving his arms in a panic and loudly announced to all the flabbergasted neighbours that "my dad found a penis on the roof, my found a penis on the roof!"
Don Cashin Hamilton, Ontario but belongs to Corner Brook