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Bee Nest in the Eaves
Some time ago when my son Andrew was six years old, he stood at the base of a ladder in our front yard "helping" me determine the cause of our clogged eavestrough. As I attempted to clear debris out of the trough I was suddenly swarmed by wasps! During my quick descent, I shouted to Andrew to, "RUN, I found a bee nest!" Startled, Andrew ran to the sidewalk waving his arms in a panic and loudly announced to all the flabbergasted neighbours that "my dad found a penis on the roof, my found a penis on the roof!"
Don Cashin Hamilton, Ontario but belongs to Corner Brook